Dear Representative:
If you believe that America should be Balkanized into warring ethnic enclaves, then do not support H.R. 768. But if you believe that America must remain united by our common language, then please cosponsor and work for the swift passage of this bill that repeals E.O. 13166, the edict that forces cities and towns to spend millions in order to provide language services to people who refuse to learn English.
America's strength is our unity and our common language is the glue that binds us and allows the most diverse mixture of races and cultures to live and work in harmony. REPEAL E.O. 13166 NOW!
Sincerely,
Actual phone call transcript.
"I was just watching the news and I heard that the government is going to bail out Fannie Mae and what's the other one, Freddie Mac? And those are like private institutions, federally run? What's that mean?"
"They used to be government departments, and they got privatized but they still have government oversight."
"And now we're going to bail them out? Billions of dollars?"
"I'm not sure what the plan is right now."
"Well, that's just big government run amok, now you liberals have taken over the Congress, and Barney Frank is one of the biggest liberals there is, and--"
"That's right."
"What's that?"
"Barney Frank is the biggest liberal in Congress, and he's proud to be one."
"Well, okay, he's a proud liberal. And he's gay, too, is that right?"
"Yes he is."
"Well, there's nothing wrong with that, but..." (guy starts laughing) "Well I hope you get my comments, sir, and thank you very much for your time."
"Thank you."
